I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly
My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace
more planets, i can’t help it *:･ﾟ✧
the kids are alright
I feel like too many people think “online” and “fake” are interchangeable words.